A visit to the Doctor

A lady recently picked a new primary care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests,he said she was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment,She I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," she replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

She said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," she said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," she said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at her and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?"

---- a joke for almost any situation------
a rich woman from okc goes to her doc. he tells her she has 6 months to live. over the next few months she constantly bothers the doc with questionas about cures, alternative medicine and experimental treatments. frsutrated, he finally tells her she should give away all of her wordly possessions, move to wichita, become a thunder fan and marry one of the male thunder fans. she thinks for a minute then tells the doc that even though it is very drastic, she will do it if it will help her live longer. to which the doc replies, "oh no, you won't live any longer, but it will seem like forever".