Another Brokeback joke

A rugged cowboy from Wyoming goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to lie to ya...you have AIDS."

The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

i heard the non-homphobic version.
in it a woman goes to the doc who tells her she has 6 months to live. she asks if there's anything she can do. he tells her to move to topeka and marry an ice hockey fan there. she says that seems very extreme, but that she will do anything to live longer. the doc replies, "oh no, you misunderstood, you won't live any longer, but that 6 months will seem like forever".