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Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:19 pm |
zambonigrl79
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT (HAHAHAH)
figured I would pass this on as some infomative titbits about sex!
GT this is for you!
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
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I am just trying to have fun in a place filled with bums!!
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:45 pm |
Cherrypicker
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:01 pm |
zambonigrl79
something for everybody
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Joined: 29 Dec 2005
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I am just trying to have fun in a place filled with bums!!
HOOK"EM HORNS
http://www.myspace.com/jamiedimmitt Gotta love the three wheelers! |
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:10 pm |
Cherrypicker
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:27 pm |
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:38 pm |
Cherrypicker
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:51 pm |
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"It Cant get any worse than 20 wins can it?" Joel Lamurno
"When teams come here, they're going to know they're in for a battle," Bilodeau said. "Same thing on the road -- they're going to know Wichita is in town." |
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:55 pm |
Cherrypicker
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:56 pm |
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"It Cant get any worse than 20 wins can it?" Joel Lamurno
"When teams come here, they're going to know they're in for a battle," Bilodeau said. "Same thing on the road -- they're going to know Wichita is in town." |
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:06 pm |
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Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:58 am |
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Exactly what do you see on my face that makes you think I give a shit?
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:20 am |
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:00 am |
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:01 am |
zambonigrl79
something for everybody
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Location: dallas texas
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I am just trying to have fun in a place filled with bums!!
HOOK"EM HORNS
http://www.myspace.com/jamiedimmitt Gotta love the three wheelers! |
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:03 am |
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:05 am |
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10 acrea's UP FOR GRABS!!
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What the Hell Did You Just Say? |
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:08 am |
zambonigrl79
something for everybody
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I am just trying to have fun in a place filled with bums!!
HOOK"EM HORNS
http://www.myspace.com/jamiedimmitt Gotta love the three wheelers! |
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Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:09 am |
stoney
10 acrea's UP FOR GRABS!!
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