Boys & Girls

What are men?

Why are men, men? Why are men from
mars? What makes us tick? What makes men so
masculine? Why are we all so rough and rugged and
irresistable to women?

There are so many questions about men in the preceding
paragraph.

And here I aim to answer them.

First of all, men have XY hormones. I don't know what
that means, but it's important in the field of
science.

Men have male genitalia which crop up when we're
little foetus's. Then, they bloom into what we have
now in adulthood.

But all this is beside the fact that men are men are
men.

We like meat. We like beer and wine and trucks. Us
men like fights (not me, however. Karate teaches me
to seek peace through force and to yield like the
willow tree but with deep roots that cannot be
severed). We like paintball and laser tag and
Creedence and Medieval reinactments and German
Culture.

But most importantly, men like women.

We certainly like their bodies and their outfits, but
we also like their soft lips and skin and taste in
furniture.

Women make us who we are, not only with their wombs,
but with their femininity.

Take pornography. The women are usually at a really
nice condo or swimming pool. They're just hanging out
but then they start getting it on with themselves.
(women can do that without fear of reprisal. Men
can't. Another difference. Only cowboys can get it
on and get acclaim and accolades for it.)

Then a man comes over. Usually a neighbor, delivery
boy or pool service technician. Then, the magic
happens. It's on. Sometimes a triad. Sometimes a
shower or bath with bubbles.

Fact: Men are better at taking charge in the bedroom.

Fact: Men are better at maps and directions and
driving.

Fact: Men are better at jousting and dueling.

Fact: Men are better at facts.

Question: What are women better at?

(Note: Please don't be offended, feminists. I respect
you AND am attracted to you.)

I can't quit you.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute, Man

Men dont need maps, we can get lost on our own, and men certainly dont ask for directions.

"We aint wrong, we aint sorry, and its probably gonna happen again"

Ladies I just want you to know, I'm all for the feminist movement,especially when it's walking in front of me!

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. LOL

I too play paintball! I have a fully automatic sniper gun, and if I saw you on the paintball field I would take you down and keep shooting you over and over until you were crying. Because sometimes girls are just better at paintball than you. LOL

My list of who ROCKS my world......
1. Jolly
2. DR. McDreamy
3. Dwight K. Schrute

LOL

True Boog I even likes the ones thats gotta pry that ass into their Levis with a snow shovel.

And I likes the ones that got the camel toe thing going on, puck bunnies are a good example the way the two lips wrap around the crotch seam.

TULSA CHICK:

I as a real person, not fictional character, am disappointed not to be #1 on your list.

Also, re: paintball. Bring it on baby. Check out my shades, Terminator!

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Boog wrote:

Ladies I just want you to know, I'm all for the feminist movement,especially when it's walking in front of me!

LOL!

TulsaChick wrote:

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. LOL I too play paintball! I have a fully automatic sniper gun, and if I saw you on the paintball field I would take you down and keep shooting you over and over until you were crying. Because sometimes girls are just better at paintball than you. LOL My list of who ROCKS my world...... 1. Jolly 2. DR. McDreamy 3. Dwight K. Schrute LOL

That's what we need... a GR paintball tournament! I'm sure there are plenty of us who would love to shoot each other.

I think we need to have the 1st Annual GR Triathlon consisting of Paintball, Golf, and Poker.

Boog wrote:

I think we need to have the 1st Annual GR Triathlon consisting of Paintball, Golf, and Poker.

POKER?!?!?!

I HARDLY EVEN KNOW HER!

*rim shot*

She hung out in that bar that had liquor in the front, poker in the back

Boog wrote:

I think we need to have the 1st Annual GR Triathlon consisting of Paintball, Golf, and Poker.

Could we change poker to either bowling or beer pong? I suck at poker...

I suck at golf!

P.S. You can sit at my Poker Table

Boog wrote:

I suck at golf! P.S. You can sit at my Poker Table

I suck at golf as well, but I still like getting drunk and zipping around in the golf carts!

All the women together on a team is a terrible idea. If they spend too much time together, they're gonna get on the same cycle. Reek havoc on our plumbing.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

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Word.

dwightschrute wrote:

TULSA CHICK: Also, re: paintball. Bring it on baby. Check out my shades, Terminator! That is all. Dwight K. Schrute

I'm game! Anytime, Anywhere...just tell me when, Mr. Schrute.

Hit me with your best shot. LOL