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Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:33 pm |
4thunder
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Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:15 pm |
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Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:05 pm |
NETMINDER
The things one can find out, after one leaves
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Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:07 pm |
mctopeka
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Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:12 pm |
dwightschrute
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Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:30 pm |
NETMINDER
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Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:27 pm |
BorderPatrol
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A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, half a box of Grape-Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for!"
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Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:52 pm |
Plumbgd
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Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:06 pm |
dwightschrute
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Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:32 pm |
5forfighting
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| BorderPatrol wrote: | A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, half a box of Grape-Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for!" |
Now that's fucking funny!
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Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:40 am |
Zany_Sports_Lady
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Police: Homeless Man Tries to Steal Sheep
By Associated Press
Wed Feb 22, 7:29 PM
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - A homeless man who police say tried to take a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo has been arrested on numerous charges. A security guard at the zoo called police Tuesday evening after spotting a man carrying a trash can with a sheep in it, a police report said.
When officers arrived Grady Allen Carnahan, 32, told them he was a doctor and the sheep was sick. He said he was taking the animal to a veterinary clinic, the report said.
Carnahan fought with officers as they were trying to take him into custody, police said.
He was arrested on a felony charge of violating an animal facility and on misdemeanor charges of criminal trespass, cruelty to animals, resisting arrest, and theft of property.
The animal was returned to its pen at the zoo.
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