fred wrote:

"You know fred, for someone who places himself so high on the moral ladder, you sure seem to know a lot about "working girls"." I just heard these things. All the girls I hung out with in the Phillipines were from wealthy familys from Manilla

Riiiiight... And I just "heard" that excessive masturbation can make your hand cramp.

take tylenol to help with the cramping! lol

No, no, it's ibuprofen for cramps.

And try your other hand 5, it'll be like doing it with a stranger!

Did your Dad tell you that one?

He can't take ibuprofen, fucktard.

And your wife told me about the different hand thing fred. Says its what's kept her sane after being married to your sorry ass for all these years.

It's only been 5 years. Do you girls do that too?

And that 5 years has felt like an eternity to her.

** this is where 5 says....
cant switch hands cause have to use both of them at the same time just to get around it.....

Fred doesn't have that problem so they say

Cherrypicker wrote:

And that 5 years has felt like an eternity to her.

that reminds me of a joke. a very wealthy socialite woman went to her doc for a checkup. after the exam he told her he had bad news. it seems that she had a terminal condition and was going to die. she asked how long she had and the doc told her it would be 6 months to the day. she left his office that day, but then started calling at all hours, coming to his office and even to his home. she would ask him about new medical technology to hep her, if there wasn't a new cure in the works, if mexico had found a secret cure and begged, "please, there must be something i can do." the doc finally tired of her constant questions and refusal to believe she was going to die and, in a fit of frustration, told her; "maybe there is something you can do. try this - give away all you $ and possessions. move to alabama. find a bigoted man there who goes by the name 'fred'. then, marry him". after she thought for a minute she excitedly replied; "that sound extreme, but if i'll live longer i'll do it". to which the doc replied, "oh no, you misunderstood, you won't live any longer. but, those 6 months will sure seem like forever!"

very well put jc

I jc