mctopeka wrote:

Talk about eye hand coordination, some of us can switch from one hand to the other without missing a stroke, and without taking our eyes off the porn. On a good day I can even gain a stroke with the switch. If that is not eye hand coordination, I don't know what is. As far as the splits thing goes, I am not overly fond of banging my nuts on the floor.

Or having them freeze to the ice!

Can any one say Joe Dirt? Anyone have a plastic spatula?

What would possess a guy to ask this question? Little dick syndrome? Why don't you watch Dr. Phil and gain some self esteem. I know Pricilla’s has some “self help” books on sale. You better hurry before Carlos Mayens kicks them out of the city. My question is, where will the fat chicks or men go for a lay? Those rubber dildos will be hard to come by…..

What would posses a fag like yourself to even care? Go away fag fuck and watch Dr.Phil yourself. You both have something in commmon. While your at it watch Opra. You might learn something.As far as the "Little dick syndrome" , how does this even come to play with anything that I said? You have to be queer! Do me a favor and stay off of here and continue to make love to yourself while watching Dr. Phil.

Re: Goaltenders

godofthunder wrote:

I know this thread probably should be in the pit but I thought I would get better responses here. What is it with women and goaltenders? I hear of more women wanting goalies than any other position. Maybe one you ladies can answer that for me.

Is your memory as short as your dick or what?? You were the one who started the post. God Damm your a retard!!!

hahaha that ave me a good laugh

damn G on my key board is giving out "Gave" there ...

godofthunder wrote:

Rvrkings44 wrote: It's the mask and the leg pads. . We know you like linesmans

Only if they can pick up peanut shells.

Rvrkings44 wrote:

godofthunder wrote: Rvrkings44 wrote: It's the mask and the leg pads. . We know you like linesmans Only if they can pick up peanut shells.

I know only one that can do that!!!!

Chicks dig us cuz we control the game and women love power. Something like that.

godofthunder wrote:

Rvrkings44 wrote: godofthunder wrote: Rvrkings44 wrote: It's the mask and the leg pads. . We know you like linesmans Only if they can pick up peanut shells. I know only one that can do that!!!!

Taste great or less filling?

Less filling

Shifty wrote:

Chicks dig us cuz we control the game and women love power. Something like that.

Thanks for the responce(sp?) Shifty. That is what I was kinda thinking but you never know with women.

godofthunder wrote:

Shifty wrote: Chicks dig us cuz we control the game and women love power. Something like that. Thanks for the responce(sp?) Shifty. That is what I was kinda thinking but you never know with women.

That's right, you never know...because we LIE!

And I'm telling you, it's the leg pads!

Most women dont lie but you get those few that make up for the rest

Hey, I'm a Goaltender, and my g/f likes it when i do the splits (and if you wear a cup, you don't freeze your balls on the ice or take a slapper full on in the junk)

She also likes my dancing

Big_QC_Mallard wrote:

Hey, I'm a Goaltender, and my g/f likes it when i do the splits (and if you wear a cup, you don't freeze your balls on the ice or take a slapper full on in the junk) She also likes my dancing

Now are you more sensitive to womens needs than non goalies?

Big_QC_Mallard wrote:

Hey, I'm a Goaltender, and my g/f likes it when i do the splits (and if you wear a cup, you don't freeze your balls on the ice or take a slapper full on in the junk)

Now there's a mental image...

Big_QC_Mallard wrote:

Hey, I'm a Goaltender, and my g/f likes it when i do the splits (and if you wear a cup, you don't freeze your balls on the ice or take a slapper full on in the junk) She also likes my dancing

Did I see the word retard in this thread?