fred wrote:

Did I see the word retard in this thread?

Yes, but it got misspelled. Someone tried to spell it F R E D

Tori wrote:

GOT you must not be too in tune with the ladies. I'll try to describe but probably can't express the vision correctly. Besides, you're a guy - you just don't get it any more than we get the Victoria's Secret Christmas Special (which keeps missing the Hallmark list). Certainly it's the "splits" thing but more than that, it's the vision of them warming up and marveling at the limber movement and flexibility from the waist down. It's the bulk of their size in the net and knowing that even covered from head to toe the hand-eye coordination demanded of the job is something we'll NEVER see at home. You guys only display hand-eye coordination when you're planted on the couch in front of the t.v. with the clicker. To watch that bulk move so gracefully across the ice when he is pulled, leaving his net naked and unattended is close to spine tingling. The best part is the mask. Kinda like in Revenge of the Nerds one never knows what the view is going to be until the mask comes off!! You should probably just give up...you'll NEVER see this through our eyes!

a. This chick has a problem...
b. So does my wife. I just read this thread to her, and she said that it's not just the splits. It's also the fact that they don't act like jackasses by fighting all the time, you rarely see one spit on the ice, and something about them taking off the mask & being all hot and sweaty, or some other gay shit like that. Oh yeah, and spraying themselves with water. Personally, I think she watches way too many fucking movies!
c. Can someone teach me to be a goalie? Maybe I'll score again...

Splits? Sure, I'll take those... but I think what gets me is their personality. All goalies have one or two screws loose!

5forfighting wrote:

a. This chick has a problem... b. So does my wife. I just read this thread to her, and she said that it's not just the splits. It's also the fact that they don't act like jackasses by fighting all the time, you rarely see one spit on the ice, and something about them taking off the mask & being all hot and sweaty, or some other gay shit like that. Oh yeah, and spraying themselves with water. Personally, I think she watches way too many fucking movies! c. Can someone teach me to be a goalie? Maybe I'll score again...

A. What problem does she have? She is one the best people I know. A little crazy about certain things but she is all there.
B.She is right about the fighting. From my view the goalies spit just as much but you dont notice it as much. I also agree with you about the gay stuff.
C. You can talk to Miss Kelly about being a goalie. She spends alot of her time in the NAHL.

godofthunder wrote:

5forfighting wrote: a. This chick has a problem... b. So does my wife. I just read this thread to her, and she said that it's not just the splits. It's also the fact that they don't act like jackasses by fighting all the time, you rarely see one spit on the ice, and something about them taking off the mask & being all hot and sweaty, or some other gay shit like that. Oh yeah, and spraying themselves with water. Personally, I think she watches way too many fucking movies! c. Can someone teach me to be a goalie? Maybe I'll score again... A. What problem does she have? She is one the best people I know. A little crazy about certain things but she is all there. B.She is right about the fighting. From my view the goalies spit just as much but you dont notice it as much. I also agree with you about the gay stuff. C. You can talk to Miss Kelly about being a goalie. She spends alot of her time in the NAHL.

true true true!!

i dunno about all goalies. but the humidity rises at the games every time Sebastien takes off his helmet. All the cases of the screaming thigh sweats from the ladies MUST be the cause.

BoysInBlue wrote:

i dunno about all goalies. but the humidity rises at the games every time Sebastien takes off his helmet. All the cases of the screaming thigh sweats from the ladies MUST be the cause.

Lol, guess there are a few ladies we know well that meet that definition. Dunno, I think it would be weird being with someone more flexible than I am. Not to mention that most of them are a little quirky- lol
I still gotta stick with defensemen. Just something about giving your all and not being afraid to put your body on the line. whooo now thats hot
not to mention that with all the skating they have to do they have really nice asses hehe

sheshootsshescores47 wrote:

BoysInBlue wrote: i dunno about all goalies. but the humidity rises at the games every time Sebastien takes off his helmet. All the cases of the screaming thigh sweats from the ladies MUST be the cause. Lol, guess there are a few ladies we know well that meet that definition. Dunno, I think it would be weird being with someone more flexible than I am. Not to mention that most of them are a little quirky- lol I still gotta stick with defensemen. Just something about giving your all and not being afraid to put your body on the line. whooo now thats hot

Guess That leaves out any Thunder D men...

Ohpuckit wrote:

sheshootsshescores47 wrote: BoysInBlue wrote: i dunno about all goalies. but the humidity rises at the games every time Sebastien takes off his helmet. All the cases of the screaming thigh sweats from the ladies MUST be the cause. Lol, guess there are a few ladies we know well that meet that definition. Dunno, I think it would be weird being with someone more flexible than I am. Not to mention that most of them are a little quirky- lol I still gotta stick with defensemen. Just something about giving your all and not being afraid to put your body on the line. whooo now thats hot Guess That leaves out any Thunder D men...

lol

Ohpuckit wrote:

sheshootsshescores47 wrote: BoysInBlue wrote: i dunno about all goalies. but the humidity rises at the games every time Sebastien takes off his helmet. All the cases of the screaming thigh sweats from the ladies MUST be the cause. Lol, guess there are a few ladies we know well that meet that definition. Dunno, I think it would be weird being with someone more flexible than I am. Not to mention that most of them are a little quirky- lol I still gotta stick with defensemen. Just something about giving your all and not being afraid to put your body on the line. whooo now thats hot Guess That leaves out any Thunder D men...

I'm glad to hear you don't think the Thunder D men have nice asses!

sheshootsshescores47 wrote:

I still gotta stick with defensemen. Just something about giving your all and not being afraid to put your body on the line. whooo now thats hot not to mention that with all the skating they have to do they have really nice asses hehe

I knew you was carrying a torch for me.

BoysInBlue wrote:

sheshootsshescores47 wrote: I still gotta stick with defensemen. Just something about giving your all and not being afraid to put your body on the line. whooo now thats hot not to mention that with all the skating they have to do they have really nice asses hehe I knew you was carrying a torch for me.

Oh now dont go into thigh sweats or anything BIB

sheshootsshescores47 wrote:

BoysInBlue wrote: i dunno about all goalies. but the humidity rises at the games every time Sebastien takes off his helmet. All the cases of the screaming thigh sweats from the ladies MUST be the cause. Lol, guess there are a few ladies we know well that meet that definition. Dunno, I think it would be weird being with someone more flexible than I am. Not to mention that most of them are a little quirky- lol I still gotta stick with defensemen. Just something about giving your all and not being afraid to put your body on the line. whooo now thats hot not to mention that with all the skating they have to do they have really nice asses hehe

Gotta agree with you on the D men, nost of them do have nice asses...lol...can't complain about goalies either though. There are some mighty fine ones out there.