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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:17 pm

TheSymptom

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TulsaChick wrote:

Legault Jr. wrote:

I like you, Chick. You're perky. If you don't mind me asking, what's your cup size?

I thought you like the bitch better. LOL I'm a 38DD. LOL

Well damn, that's a whole lotta woman.

You're what... deuce and a half?

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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:17 pm

dwightschrute

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Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 401
Location: Scranton, Pennsylvania

Can we steer away from gay people? I'm sorry it's an orientation not a race. Plus, a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so paradox...

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:18 pm

Dharma
Stoney is ManSauterLover Whore

Won Calder Cup

Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 4821
Location: Watchin' a movie somewhere

TheSymptom wrote:

TulsaChick wrote:

Legault Jr. wrote:

I like you, Chick. You're perky. If you don't mind me asking, what's your cup size?

I thought you like the bitch better. LOL I'm a 38DD. LOL

Well damn, that's a whole lotta woman.

You're what... deuce and a half?

Jolly is well Jolly. LOL

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A woman can never be too rich or have too many cats.

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:19 pm

dwightschrute

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Location: Scranton, Pennsylvania

One word, two syllables: Demarcation.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:19 pm

Dharma
Stoney is ManSauterLover Whore

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Joined: 04 Jan 2006
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Location: Watchin' a movie somewhere

dwightschrute wrote:

Can we steer away from gay people? I'm sorry it's an orientation not a race. Plus, a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so paradox...

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

LOL

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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:20 pm

dwightschrute

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Location: Scranton, Pennsylvania

In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild healthcare is 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me, and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:21 pm

Dharma
Stoney is ManSauterLover Whore

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Joined: 04 Jan 2006
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Location: Watchin' a movie somewhere

LOL

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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:21 pm

dwightschrute

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Posts: 401
Location: Scranton, Pennsylvania

I'm a hunter, I go every year with my dad. The thing about deer is, they are very good at vision, the thing about me is, I am very good at hiding. In fact, I am better at hiding than they are.. at vision.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:22 pm

Dharma
Stoney is ManSauterLover Whore

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Joined: 04 Jan 2006
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Location: Watchin' a movie somewhere

LOL

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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:23 pm

dwightschrute

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Location: Scranton, Pennsylvania

'A real man makes his own luck,' Billy Zane, Titanic.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:24 pm

Dharma
Stoney is ManSauterLover Whore

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Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 4821
Location: Watchin' a movie somewhere

LOL

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A woman can never be too rich or have too many cats.

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:24 pm

dwightschrute

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Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 401
Location: Scranton, Pennsylvania

The deal is, this is kind of my last hurrah, because I made a New Year's Resolution that I'm not going to drink anymore... during the week.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:25 pm

TheSymptom

Caught 1st Puck

Joined: 09 Jan 2006
Posts: 49
Location: Texas

dwightschrute wrote:

One word, two syllables: Demarcation.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Brainiacs. A 4 syllable word does have 3 syllables before the 4th. Did I just blow your minds?

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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:25 pm

dwightschrute

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Posts: 401
Location: Scranton, Pennsylvania

What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:26 pm

Dharma
Stoney is ManSauterLover Whore

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Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 4821
Location: Watchin' a movie somewhere

LOL

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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:27 pm

dwightschrute

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Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 401
Location: Scranton, Pennsylvania

Chili's is the new golf course, it's where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:27 pm

Dharma
Stoney is ManSauterLover Whore

Won Calder Cup

Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 4821
Location: Watchin' a movie somewhere

LOL

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A woman can never be too rich or have too many cats.

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:28 pm

TheSymptom

Caught 1st Puck

Joined: 09 Jan 2006
Posts: 49
Location: Texas

Dwight K. Schrute's Our Town

one man
one stage
limited seating

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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:30 pm

dwightschrute

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Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 401
Location: Scranton, Pennsylvania

The first guy says, "Well I’m an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn." And the second guy says, "Well I am a pimp so I drive a cheap Escort." And the third guy says, "I got you both beat. I’m a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe."

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:31 pm

Dharma
Stoney is ManSauterLover Whore

Won Calder Cup

Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 4821
Location: Watchin' a movie somewhere

LOL

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