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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:34 pm

dwightschrute

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A gentleman does not kiss and tell. And neither do I.

That is all.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:35 pm

Dharma
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very nice. LOL

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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:36 pm

dwightschrute

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What has two thumbs and boned your mom last night? [points thumbs to himself] This guy!

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:36 pm

Dharma
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not nice. LOL

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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:38 pm

dwightschrute

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A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night, and he gets crabs. So the next day he goes back to complain and the woman says, "Hey, it was only $5, what did you expect... lobster?"

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:39 pm

Dharma
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LOL

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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:39 pm

dwightschrute

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Played basketball the other night...and I'm sinking a few, swish swish swish- nothing but net! And their jaws just drop to the floor. African Americans!

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:41 pm

Dharma
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LOL. Goodnight. LOL

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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:41 pm

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TheSymptom wrote:

You're what... deuce and a half?

LOL

(psssst.....if she's not a whale, she's a dude)

Soooo, Chick, you sure seem perky!

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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:44 pm

dwightschrute

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Families grow, and at some point the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I'm upper management, and it'd be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Tulsa Chick- as much as I might want to.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:55 pm

Dharma
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:13 pm

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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:32 am

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dwightschrute wrote:

Families grow, and at some point the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I'm upper management, and it'd be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Tulsa Chick- as much as I might want to.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:33 am

dwightschrute

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[quote="NETMINDER"][img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/zanysportslady/message%20board%20funnies/threadgay.gif[/img][/quote]

NETMINDER

You are correct, this is a happy thread.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:09 pm

NETMINDER
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Funny how you would point that out,,,,,fag

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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:56 pm

dwightschrute

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NETMINDER:

As stated in previously e-mails I can assure you Dwight Schrute is 100% ladies man.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:28 pm

dwightschrute

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I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four, the pilot let me ride in the cockpit and fly the plane with him. And I was four, and I was great and I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:28 pm

Dharma
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NETMINDER wrote:

Don't you mean JOLLY? LOL

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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:29 pm

Dharma
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dwightschrute wrote:

NETMINDER:

As stated in previously e-mails I can assure you Dwight Schrute is 100% ladies man.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

are you dreamy? LOL

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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:32 pm

ThunderStruck

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Sorry kids but this thread is wearing me out.

Feel Free to continue in the pit.

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