There are over 8 billion Chinese logged on RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK! They are probably looking up savvy new kung-fu moves, or tips on how to dress better. Or how to find American husbands who have succesful (pre)managerial careers in lucrative growth industries.

I love asian cultures. I love noodles and martial arts. I love submissive women in robes who wash your feet at the end of a long day with their hair.

My friend Carl Haddock visited China and said that the women were lined up for blocks to meet him. And with over 4 billion women there, those are some long blocks!

During the course of the fire at Dunder Miflin the documentary crew captured me for all eternity rescuing the life of Kelly Kapour from smoke inhilation or worse. Worse is having your nylons melt into your flesh from the heat of the fire. Or having molten ore drip onto you while you're tied down and can watch the hot drops fall onto your forehead. Or having larvae maggots put into your nose. Or having your face sliced off by a Cylon.

I am just about the world's biggest fan of Battlestar Galactica. The new AND the old. Starbuck is my dream woman. The new Starbuck. The old one was a man and that's just not me. Starbuck can kick ass plus she can make sweet love. Plus she's good at futuristic poker! If we were going out, I would insist that she stop smoking those cigars, though. And grow her hair out a bit more. And not fly so many dangerous missions. I think Edward James Olmos makes a great captain. I wish I was the guy just below him. The assistant Captain. I would follow him to the ends of the universe. Too bad about his skin, though.



That is all.

Dwight Schrute

Dude,
I wonder how much money you drop every week on pot and cheeto's.

Zany_Sports_Lady wrote:

Dude, I wonder how much money you drop every week on pot and cheeto's.

It appears not enough!!

Lost was really good tonight.....It's gonna get ugly on the Island. LOL

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police. ~Keith Richards

LOL

dwightschrute wrote:

I thought of something I wanted to say. I don't 'hate' salmon. I really, really, really 'DONT LIKE' salmon. THAT IS ALL. Dwight K. Schrute

I heard eating salmon cures Count Choculitis. LOL

Hello. LOL