Little Justin's Dad

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up--- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor,
lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the teacher prodded him about his father's work,
he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret
and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they
put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is real
good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all
night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and then
took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about
your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic Nat'l
Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our
next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in
front of the other kids."

LOL little Justin already working on being a Politician.

OK, I got one.....

Little Johnny was in class one day and the teacher says, "OK class, now we're gonna play a little game. I want you to raise your hands and we will try to guess what you're holding in your OTHER hand". Little Suzie holds up her hand and the teacher says, "OK, describe what's in your hand and we'll guess what it is". Suzie replies, "it's red, made of rubber and it's on the end of my pencil". The teacher says, suzie, I think you're talking about an eraser", "YEP" sauzie says. "I like the way you're thinking" says the teacher.

Little Johnny begins to wave HIS hand, but the teacher decides to call on little Robert. "OK Robert, what do YOU have? Robert hides his other hand behind his back and says, I have something about a foot long, it has a bunch of little lines and numbers on it. The teacher replies "I think you're hiding a ruler behind your back". YEP Robert says. She says "Very good Robert, I like the way you're thinking.

By now Little Johnny is wildly waving his hand in the back of the classroom. "OK Little Johnny, but you better keep it clean or you'll see the principal again". "OK" says little Johnny, he looks around, gets a little grin on his face and SHOVES his hand down into the front pocket of his pants, he feels around for a second and says "AH, there it is, OK, It's round, it's hard, and it has a head on it". The teacher is shocked, she stands up and yells "Johnny, you get to the principals office and wait for me, I'll be right there". Johnny says "NO NO, I had a QUARTER in my hand"...... BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING!!!