Looking for their wives

TWO GUYS AT HOME DEPOT LOOKING FOR THEIR WIVES

>> Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around
>> Home Depot when they collide.

>> The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
>> my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
>>

>> The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
>> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

>> The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
>> your wife look like?

>> The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue
>> eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What >> does your wife look like?"

>> The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.