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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:22 am

TornadoWarning

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Old Flame

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic" .

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
great lover.

"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to get F*** OFF!

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:30 am

stoney
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TW nice to see you make it back on the boards. how the hell have ya been?

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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:54 am

Cherrypicker

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Typical male.

But bald guys are cute.

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:02 am

Plumbgd

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as if.......... fatty's need loving too. Laughing

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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:27 am

pucknut

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Cherrypicker wrote:

Typical male.

But bald guys are cute.

What about us that are on the way? Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:16 am

Cherrypicker

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Thunderfan101 wrote:

Cherrypicker wrote:

Typical male.

But bald guys are cute.

What about us that are on the way? Laughing

Adorable

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:48 pm

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How about semi-bald fat guys?

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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:20 pm

Cherrypicker

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Old Hippy wrote:

How about semi-bald fat guys?

Adorable.

And I'm not just sayin that to boost EITHER of your egos, TF101 and hippy. I was flirtin my ass off at lunch with a non skinny bald dude the other day. I was bummed when my girlfriend was ready to leave!

Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:53 pm

BoysInBlue

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Thunderfan101 wrote:

Cherrypicker wrote:

Typical male.

But bald guys are cute.

What about us that are on the way? Laughing

I guess i'm lucky. my hair is turning grey. not turning loose.

Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:16 pm

Cherrypicker

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Well grey is good too, BIB. It's all good!

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