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Proper Punishment
Heres a joke to get your weekend started.
PROPER PUNISHMENT
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia.
One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women.
They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the sheik came in and announced:
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turned to the first man and asked him what he did for a living.
"I'm a cop," said the first man.
"Then we will shoot your penis off!" said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living.
"I'm a firemen," said the second man.
"Then we will burn your penis off!" said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?"
The third man, with a sly grin, answered, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
ENJOY THE WEEKEND.
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Now that was to damn funny. Thanks for getting my weekend started off with a good laugh!
