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Psychic Kid
The father asked, "Why did you say
good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just
seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a
strange coincidence. A few months later the father put
the girl to bed and listened to her prayers,
which went like this:
"God bless Mommy,
God Bless daddy
and
good-bye grandma."
The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought
the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to
bed the dad heard her say:
"God bless Mommy
and
good-bye daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night
and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He
was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and
watched the clock. He figured if he could get by
until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the
end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking
at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally
midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of
relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said "I've never
seen you work so late, what's the matter?"
He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just
spent the worst day of my life."
She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never
believe what happened to me. This morning
the milkman dropped dead on our porch."
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