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Salmon & Other thoughts
I hate Salmon. It's so pink. And it smells like fish. Salmon sucks!
I hate Salmon. I hope they all die in those rivers.
Also:
We had our 5th annual "DUNDIE AWARDS" ceremony the other night.
Michael did not see fit to bless me with an award but I did get my fillof CHILI'S "Triple Plays" (they call it that, not because it has a
baseball theme, but because it has 3 (THREE!) components to it).
Boneless buffalo wings, Southwestern Eggrolls and chicken crispers!!!
Moist good food. NO SALMON!!!
Also: I did the music/sound/technical/AV elements for the evening.
People were blown out of their seats by how loud I was. They we're
really impressed with my technique and rhythm. Michael told me I could
do it again next year and that I could wear my camoflage.
I'm thinking about becoming a DJ. DJ's always need a cool name. I
could be DJ Dwight. Or maybe DJ Schrute. Or DJ Dwight Schrute. Or
DJ D.S. Or DJ BJ. But that's dirty. So that's no good. If I wanted
to work children's parties.
I would be a DJ that specialized in NON-DANCE MUSIC!!! AD/DC. Ratt.
Phil Collins. Insane Clown Posse. Deep Purple. Because not everyone
wants to dance. And I would be their go-to guy.
I will be back with another 'post' when I think of something that I want to say here.
That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute
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