SCHRUTE-SPACE: A space for all things Schrute

There are so many interesting replies to my entries coming to my PM box. It gives me a deep satisfaction verging on happiness. It
seems more and more people are reading my posts and having it affect their lives.




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Dwight,

A whole buch of us are getting toegter over @ Diskin’s
in Minooka on Friday Nite. Hope to see you there.



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Dwight would rock with his own show modeled after The
Apprentice. Selecting candidates that could operate a
company modeled on Dwight’s philosophies. woodisgood -
January 23, 09:04 am

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I live for this update. Cheers to you Dwight!
Todd - January 23, 09:06 am

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Here are my responses.

#1

To "shamrock jeff shamrock":

Thank you for the invitation but first off, I don't
know what Friday you are referring to. This upcoming
Friday? Last Friday? I am unsure.

I like the occasional lager at Diskin's Saloon but not
with you necessarily. How do I know you are who you
say you are? What if you are an assasin? What if you
are a molester or a vagrant or a stalker? Until I
know more about your background, I cannot go to any
bar with you.

Also, night is spelled "n-i-g-h-t" not "n-i-t-e."

Response #2

Dear Mr. Woodisgood, (which, by the way, is an
interesting name, especially to one like me that works
in a paper company and sells wood-based products)

I have often thought about how much I would like to
have my own show much like the "Donald's". I would
hire people here at Dunder-Mifflin and train them in
paper products sales. I would instill into these
desperate little acolytes a love of all things
Schrute. A love of order and intensity, practicality
and all other Schrute-based philosophies. Also an
appreciation of beets.

I know that show would be a big hit. I would call it
"SCHRUTE-SHOW" tm.

Response #3

Cheers right back to you there, Todd. Did you know
that "Todd" means "death" in German?

That is all.

Dwight Schrute

Re: SCHRUTE-SPACE: A space for all things Schrute

dwightschrute wrote:

There are so many interesting replies to my entries coming to my PM box. It gives me a deep satisfaction verging on happiness. It seems more and more people are reading my posts and having it affect their lives.

It's what we in laymen terms call a bowel movement.

This post was pathetic. Responses to comments!? I’m used to informative original material from you, not boring old responses to comments. I expect your next entry to be fantastically original. LOL

P.S Thanks for clarifying how night is spelled. I think "this Friday" is the one they are referring too. LOL

Re: SCHRUTE-SPACE: A space for all things Schrute

dwightschrute wrote:

There are so many interesting replies to my entries coming to my PM box. It gives me a deep satisfaction verging on happiness. It seems more and more people are reading my posts and having it affect their lives. _________________________________________________________________ Dwight, A whole buch of us are getting toegter over @ Diskin’s in Minooka on Friday Nite. Hope to see you there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dwight would rock with his own show modeled after The Apprentice. Selecting candidates that could operate a company modeled on Dwight’s philosophies. woodisgood - January 23, 09:04 am -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I live for this update. Cheers to you Dwight! Todd - January 23, 09:06 am _________________________________________________________________ Here are my responses. #1 To "shamrock jeff shamrock": Thank you for the invitation but first off, I don't know what Friday you are referring to. This upcoming Friday? Last Friday? I am unsure. I like the occasional lager at Diskin's Saloon but not with you necessarily. How do I know you are who you say you are? What if you are an assasin? What if you are a molester or a vagrant or a stalker? Until I know more about your background, I cannot go to any bar with you. Also, night is spelled "n-i-g-h-t" not "n-i-t-e." Response #2 Dear Mr. Woodisgood, (which, by the way, is an interesting name, especially to one like me that works in a paper company and sells wood-based products) I have often thought about how much I would like to have my own show much like the "Donald's". I would hire people here at Dunder-Mifflin and train them in paper products sales. I would instill into these desperate little acolytes a love of all things Schrute. A love of order and intensity, practicality and all other Schrute-based philosophies. Also an appreciation of beets. I know that show would be a big hit. I would call it "SCHRUTE-SHOW" tm. Response #3 Cheers right back to you there, Todd. Did you know that "Todd" means "death" in German? That is all. Dwight Schrute