The Pit : Today's Riddle
GlassRattlers Forum
 
    register for membership and its benifits   login     Private messaging system, must be logged in to use   User groups   memberlist   search the forums   logout   Freqently ask questions about the forum

Today's Riddle Post new topic   Reply to topic
 GlassRattler.com Forum Index -> The Pit Goto page 1, 2, 3  Next 
Author Message
 PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:32 am 

Boog

1st CHL Goal
1st CHL Goal


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 965
Location: Topeka
  
 
 

Today's Riddle

What is it that a man does standing up
A woman does sitting down
and a dog does on 3 legs?

 
Reply with quote

_________________
"I thought I made a mistake once but I was mistaken"
View user's profile Send private message
 PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:43 am 

kelster

Bought a Jersey
Bought a Jersey


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 73
Location: edge of the freaking earth
  
 
 

Shake hands.


Cool

 
Reply with quote

_________________
Inf*ckingcredible.
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
 PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:45 am 

kelster

Bought a Jersey
Bought a Jersey


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 73
Location: edge of the freaking earth
  
 
 

What is it on a man that is round, hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas you could hang a hat on it?

 
Reply with quote

_________________
Inf*ckingcredible.
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
 PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:49 am 

Boog

1st CHL Goal
1st CHL Goal


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 965
Location: Topeka
  
 
 

kelster wrote:
Shake hands.




Cool
WINNER!

 
Reply with quote

_________________
"I thought I made a mistake once but I was mistaken"
View user's profile Send private message
 PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:50 am 

Boog

1st CHL Goal
1st CHL Goal


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 965
Location: Topeka
  
 
 

His Head

 
Reply with quote

_________________
"I thought I made a mistake once but I was mistaken"
View user's profile Send private message
 PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:45 am 

kelster

Bought a Jersey
Bought a Jersey


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 73
Location: edge of the freaking earth
  
 
 

Ding ding ding!

What's a four letter word ending in K that means the same thing as intercourse?

 
Reply with quote

_________________
Inf*ckingcredible.
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
 PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:30 am 

mschris

1st CHL Goal
1st CHL Goal


Joined: 19 Dec 2005
Posts: 909
Location: MS
  
 
 

kelster wrote:
What's a four letter word ending in K that means the same thing as intercourse?


Talk

 
Reply with quote

_________________
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
 PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:40 am 

mschris

1st CHL Goal
1st CHL Goal


Joined: 19 Dec 2005
Posts: 909
Location: MS
  
 
 

A couple has 7 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible?

 
Reply with quote

_________________
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
 PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:42 am 

Ice*Princess

Scored 1st goal
Scored 1st goal


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 298
Location: Sarah Lawrence, Bronxville, NY
  
 
 

One is in the oven.

 
Reply with quote
View user's profile Send private message
 PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:35 pm 

puckyduck




Joined: 10 Jun 2006
Posts: 2

  
 
 

kelster wrote:
Shake hands.


Cool


Bunny Bash LOL.. silly, but funny.

 
Reply with quote
View user's profile Send private message
 PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:59 am 

mschris

1st CHL Goal
1st CHL Goal


Joined: 19 Dec 2005
Posts: 909
Location: MS
  
 
 

mschris wrote:
A couple has 7 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible?

Any other guesses?

 
Reply with quote

_________________
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
 PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:05 am 

Boog

1st CHL Goal
1st CHL Goal


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 965
Location: Topeka
  
 
 

1/2 of the couple is male and 1/2 of the couple is female.

 
Reply with quote

_________________
"I thought I made a mistake once but I was mistaken"
View user's profile Send private message
 PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:17 am 

mschris

1st CHL Goal
1st CHL Goal


Joined: 19 Dec 2005
Posts: 909
Location: MS
  
 
 

Boog wrote:
1/2 of the couple is male and 1/2 of the couple is female.

Nope, it's half of the 7 children are male. Wanna give it another try?

 
Reply with quote

_________________
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
 PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:10 pm 

kevgraub

CHL Hat Trick
CHL Hat Trick


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 1001

  
 
 

mschris wrote:
Boog wrote:
1/2 of the couple is male and 1/2 of the couple is female.

Nope, it's half of the 7 children are male. Wanna give it another try?


The other half are male too.

 
Reply with quote
View user's profile Send private message
 PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:13 pm 

Boog

1st CHL Goal
1st CHL Goal


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 965
Location: Topeka
  
 
 

Siamese twins?

 
Reply with quote

_________________
"I thought I made a mistake once but I was mistaken"
View user's profile Send private message
 PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:41 pm 

mschris

1st CHL Goal
1st CHL Goal


Joined: 19 Dec 2005
Posts: 909
Location: MS
  
 
 

kevgraub wrote:
mschris wrote:
Boog wrote:
1/2 of the couple is male and 1/2 of the couple is female.

Nope, it's half of the 7 children are male. Wanna give it another try?


The other half are male too.


Whoop, we have a winner! All 7 children are male, so of course half are male.

What's your riddle?

 
Reply with quote

_________________
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
 PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:02 pm 

Boog

1st CHL Goal
1st CHL Goal


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 965
Location: Topeka
  
 
 

How far can you walk into the woods?

 
Reply with quote

_________________
"I thought I made a mistake once but I was mistaken"
View user's profile Send private message
 PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:41 pm 

BoysInBlue

League Champs
League Champs


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 402
Location: the armpit of hell called Wichita
  
 
 

Boog wrote:
How far can you walk into the woods?


half way. then you're walking out of the woods

 
Reply with quote
View user's profile Send private message
 PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:59 pm 

Boog

1st CHL Goal
1st CHL Goal


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 965
Location: Topeka
  
 
 

We have another winner!

 
Reply with quote

_________________
"I thought I made a mistake once but I was mistaken"
View user's profile Send private message
 PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:57 am 

kevgraub

CHL Hat Trick
CHL Hat Trick


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 1001

  
 
 

How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

 
Reply with quote
View user's profile Send private message
 GlassRattler.com Forum Index -> The Pit
Post new topic   Reply to topic
Jump to:  


 Further options
 All times are GMT - 6 Hours
Page 1 of 3
Goto page 1, 2, 3  Next 
View previous topic :: View next topic   		You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
Display posts from previous:   
 



Powered by phpBB 2.0.22 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group
Illusion template v.1.0.3 © Jasidog.com
Premodded by FoxyMods phpBB

Sitemap
phpBB SEO
Powered by phpbb, copyright the phpbb group Template by jasidog.com