TulsaChick wrote:

Good Job on the quote button.......LOL questions for Mr. Schrute what does the key go to? is it a key to your heart? is it a key to a stock pile of beets and birkenstocks that could sustain you both in the event of a dunder mif coporate fallout? LOL

TULSA CHICK

Again Thank You for your questions regarding all things Schrute.

The Key is in fact to the farmhouse I share with my cousin Mose. Coincidently, we do have a stock pile of beets and birkenstocks in the basement to sustain us and any guests thru corporate fallouts, nuclear holocosts, etc.

That is all.
Dwight Kurt Schrute

Mr. Schrute,

You seriously need to tell me where the hell Angela got that bobble-head. I WANT A BOBBLE-HEAD OF YOU!!! That would be the most outrageous present my boyfriend would get me next to Grey's Anatomy Season one. He might be jealous of it, though. BUT I STILL WANT A BOBBLE-HEAD OF DWIGHT!!! The hooter girls I work with want one also.


LOL

My Valentine's gift was a prototype one of a kind.
Perhaps if there are enough interest in orders (all interested parties may PM me here at Glassrattler.com) more can be ordered and sold at a profit.
This will be a great way to supplement my many hobbies.

That is all.
DKS

Check your PM.

Is shipping free? LOL

TulsaChick wrote:

Check your PM. Is shipping free? LOL

3 is a good start to ordering. Perhaps I can hand deliver to the Tulsa Hooters. Do you serve milk?

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Hooters has a variety of beverages/adult beverages and even milk for yours truly. LOL

Even desserts like Jello. have you ever had something from your desk put in jello like a stapler or coffee mug? LOL

NETMINDER wrote:

5forfighting wrote: Zany_Sports_Lady wrote: For once, you actually make sense. Your meds must have kicked in. Valentines day is nothing more than well-marketed blackmail. It is backed extortion of the American male. It floors me that Women allow and enable their men to be guilted into merciless price-gouging. Women of America - wouldn't it be better to get gifts and thoughts of love out of sincerity and not force? Don't make your man pay $100.00 for roses that die in 7 days! Don't do it! If you love your man, let him off the hook. Love cannot and should not be forced! Don't fall into the trap that is Valentine's day! A. Sorry Netty... But Zany, I love you! B. "Somewhat" Thundergirl? I've had so much faith in you! However, I totally agree with you that everyone deserves a day off. Perhaps the best Valentine's Day gift doesn't come in a "Heart Shaped Box"? don't be sorry for me, I have her, not you!

I'm glad that you don't have me you fucking perv!

dwightschrute wrote:

NETMINDER wrote: dwightschrute wrote: Impressive Zany Sports Lady. I am glad to see you are starting to see the wisdom of the Schrute Philosophies. That is all. Dwight K. Schrute I would not go that far your still an idiot!!! To Netminder and other Glassrattlers who believe I, Dwight Schrute, am lacking in intelligence I bring the following: "When the fire heats the water to the boiling point, we have to keep it lighted with the same intensity, because if we reduce its flame, the water gets cold. It is not enough to boil the water, we have to keep it boiling all the time." - a famous oriental/asian karate proverb That is my philosophy in a nutshell. And that is why I study KARATE. (pronounced Ka-ra-TE'). I like to keep my water boiling all the time. That is the essence of my male power. And why I'm so good at sales. And why I'm so intense. That is all. Dwight K. Schrute

I used to be in sales. Believe me, some good speed works better than studying karate. (Pronounced Ka-RAH-tee, you fucking douche!)

Happy Valentines Day

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/valentines06/

http://mondo.happytreefriends.com/watch_episodes/flash/play.asp?episode=valentine

http://www1.egreetings.com/display.pd?bfrom=1&prodnum=3015635&path=27320&va=1

Yeah, I know about all the arguments against Valentine's Day, it's too commercial, etc. But to me it's not one of those "we love each other all year, so Valentine's isn't special" kind of things. I like to think of it like we have a holiday to celebrate St. Patrick, Halloween, America's indepence, etc. We also have special days to celebrate Moms and Dads, so why not have a holiday to celebrate lovers?

As for us, my hubby and I have already gotten each other's gifts (mine is naughty!) and we're going out to eat at a very nice steak house in town that we've never been to.

mschris wrote:

(mine is naughty!)

I suppose you guys don't believe in Christmas either. Talk about a holliday that puts the pressure on.

http://www.saw2.com/valentine/1/

i heard an interview with dr. ruth today. she supports v-day.

jc wrote:

i heard an interview with dr. ruth today. she supports v-day.

That's because it's the one day that even her creepy ass might get laid. Ok, that's not really fair. I'd fuck her! How I would love to have a threesome with Dr. Ruth and Judge Judy!

5forfighting wrote:

That's because it's the one day that even her creepy ass might get laid. Ok, that's not really fair. I'd fuck her! How I would love to have a threesome with Dr. Ruth and Judge Judy!

Dude, between the poem and now this 3some. You have just shown me that I certainly do have a long lost sibling that mother always talked about.

What about that Badonkadonk on ol' Oprah! Talking about hitting something that hits back!

mctopeka wrote:

I suppose you guys don't believe in Christmas either. Talk about a holliday that puts the pressure on.

That's a horse of a different color.

C'mon MC, I don't begrudge others participating in Valentines day. If you want to partake, go right ahead.
I just choose not too.

I choose not to participate to but i dont have a sweety so i dont have to worry about it.

Happy V-day to all the Scrooges!