Though it may be considered unmanly, a fru fru drin, ect, just remember it is valantines day and nothing gets you laid like pink champaign!

Puhleeze...
No champagne needed...

In case you're still looking for that last minutes Valentine's Day gift for your fella, take a look at this eBay auction~
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5664217590&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT#ebayphotohosting

OH SWEET HEAVEN THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!


ROFLMMFAO!!!!!

It's not long enough or wide enough. LMAO

I just love how it's "GUARANTEED TO KEEP YOUR MOST VITAL ORGAN WARM AT ALL TIMES"

http://myblackvalentine.com/

Predarat wrote:

Though it may be considered unmanly, a fru fru drin, ect, just remember it is valantines day and nothing gets you laid like pink champaign!

really?

For all the true romantics out there---


Roses will die
Life is damn hard
Shut the fuck up
You ain't getting a card

Old Hippy wrote:

For all the true romantics out there--- Roses will die Life is damn hard Shut the fuck up You ain't getting a card

That's F**kin' Brilliant!!!!

I bet alot of men use condoms on V-Day.

Condom wrote:

I bet alot of men use condoms on V-Day.

Did your man use one?

Zany--more power to you, girl! There is nothing more respectable than a woman who is passionate about something and sticks to her guns. BUT, I had a wonderful Valentine's Day. My man was in Wichita the 9th-12th and I got a beautiful bracelet from him. Then on the 14th I got a dozen beautiful roses and then that night, I drove all the way to Dodge to surprise him with a little mid-week visit. It was the perfet Valentine's Day. And he did go all out this year for two reasons--1. It was our first Valentine's Day together and 2. It was my first real Valentine's Day with a boyfriend. He wanted me to feel extra special, and trust me, he couldn't have done any better!

Hope all of your Valentine's Day was good as well!

sounds like you had a awesome valentines thats cool

The wife and I had a great V-day. There were flowers and a little wine candle light a hot tub then.........
























I gave her the best two minutes of her life. I then went in and went to sleep.

mctopeka wrote:

I gave her the best two minutes of her life. I then went in and went to sleep.

Two whole minutes? Sure you're not overestimating a little?

** porn music playing **

Dammit, it seemed like two whole minutes to me, I worked up a little sweat, got a cramp in my back, pulled a hamstring, thought I tore my Achillies tendon, I ripped the rubber underwear(Thank God for duct tape), wore out a pair of D batteries in the dildo stuck up my ass (have to admit that was kind of different, don't know if I'll try that one again). Hell, I can't wait for next years Valintines day.

s.p wrote:

Condom wrote: I bet alot of men use condoms on V-Day. Did your man use one?

I'm all for safety, don't want anything getting through this bad boy.

Quote:

Dammit, it seemed like two whole minutes to me, I worked up a little sweat, got a cramp in my back, pulled a hamstring, thought I tore my Achillies tendon, I ripped the rubber underwear(Thank God for duct tape), wore out a pair of D batteries in the dildo stuck up my ass (have to admit that was kind of different, don't know if I'll try that one again). Hell, I can't wait for next years Valintines day.

DAAAAAYYYYUMMMMM!!!! the freaks come out at night, the freaks come out at night!! (whodini)