Weekly Ratings

Did I miss BP's rating this week or were they just not posted yet?

Just got off the phone with BP, and he informed me that after many years of use and abuse, his toilet finally gave up the good fight. He has since spent all of his beer money for the month of December on a new crapper, and cannot afford to buy any beer until the first of January. It seems that without the help of beer, he is having difficulty getting his rankings formula to work. If you would like to donate to BP's fund and help get the rankings back to GlassRattler, simply PM BP for his mailing address.

Thanks,

1CP

1 Cool Pucker wrote:

Just got off the phone with BP, and he informed me that after many years of use and abuse, his toilet finally gave up the good fight. He has since spent all of his beer money for the month of December on a new crapper, and cannot afford to buy any beer until the first of January. It seems that without the help of beer, he is having difficulty getting his rankings formula to work. If you would like to donate to BP's fund and help get the rankings back to GlassRattler, simply PM BP for his mailing address. Thanks, 1CP

Uhoh. Sharon, the beer girl at the Barn, will be most distressed to hear this.

Moe Bandits wrote:

1 Cool Pucker wrote: Just got off the phone with BP, and he informed me that after many years of use and abuse, his toilet finally gave up the good fight. He has since spent all of his beer money for the month of December on a new crapper, and cannot afford to buy any beer until the first of January. It seems that without the help of beer, he is having difficulty getting his rankings formula to work. If you would like to donate to BP's fund and help get the rankings back to GlassRattler, simply PM BP for his mailing address. Thanks, 1CP Uhoh. Sharon, the beer girl at the Barn, will be most distressed to hear this.

I seriously doubt it. She will more than likely be relieved, if anything.

Hey, Pecker Head, don't be tellin' these folks all my business.....

bp

Hey BP, don't be so distressed about your current toilet situation. If I ever abused a toilet so bad for years that it finally gave out I'd be wearing that as a badge of honour.