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What's more irritating?

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What is more irritating?

Paper Cut

15%

[ 3 ]

Cut Underfinger Nail

70%

[ 14 ]

Shaving Cut (men - faces - women - legs -ONLY - not genital areas)

15%

[ 3 ]

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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:23 pm

dwightschrute

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What's more irritating?

ATTENTION GLASSRATTLERS & HOCKEY FANS EVERYWHERE. PLEASE TAKE PART IN THIS UNSCIENTIFIC POLL:

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:30 pm

Predarat

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Gotta be the cut underfinger nail.

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:44 pm

Plumbgd

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I was gonna go for the shaving...... and tell about this one time at band camp while shaving my balls, but you said men faces only.

So I went with cut under finger nail.

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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:48 pm

blueline

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What's up with the qualifier "men - faces - women - legs -ONLY - not genital areas"? Seems discriminatory to me.

Thanks for the hockey related topic BTW. Glad to see things are back to normal around here.

The papercut under the fingernail is the worst IMO. Of course the cut while shaving the genitals would seem to be potentially catastrophic. Wish you weren't so discriminatory with the other choice. What about the guys who don't shave and the ladies who don't either? Their choices are kind of limited.

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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:02 pm

dwightschrute

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In the humble opinion of Dwight K. Schrute genital areas should be "trimmed" or as some prefer "cropped" (especially appropriate for the heartland) with the use of wax only.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:08 pm

blueline

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Thanks for the clarification.

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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:18 am

5forfighting

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I caught my sack in the clippers one time... tore it wide open. So I stapled it back shut. Then it got all swollen, like grapefruit sized. So I jabbed it with a safety pin. I figured "Fuck... It's got safety in the name! It can't be a bad thing!" Boy was I wrong! I had to get a tetanus shot. It really fucking hurt. And the doctor fondled my sack. And he was a guy.... Gross...

Sorry... I'm fucking smashed and felt the need to amuse myself...

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:04 am

Plumbgd

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fuck....... it amused me too.

I bet that one left a mark.. huh?

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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:07 am

5forfighting

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Plumbgd wrote:

fuck....... it amused me too.

I bet that one left a mark.. huh?

You know... It's shit like this that makes me think I need to start hanging out with more Tulsa fans!

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:21 pm

fred

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Did he say that he waxes his balls?

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:30 pm

Sam Hain
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I keep looking for the dwightschrute option in the poll

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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:03 pm

Goldie28

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blueline wrote:

What's up with the qualifier "men - faces - women - legs -ONLY - not genital areas"? Seems discriminatory to me.

I agree, I was going to say my face, but guess I gotta go with cut under the finger nail also!!! Crack Up

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:29 am

Plumbgd

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fred wrote:

Did he say that he waxes his balls?

I dare him..... just once.

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:32 am

Zany_Sports_Lady

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You forgot:

D. Posts made by Dwight

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:41 pm

Sam Hain
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Zany_Sports_Lady wrote:

You forgot:

D. Posts made by Dwight

i already more less said that. pay attention or i'll slap you across the face with a trout.

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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:54 am

Zany_Sports_Lady

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Sam Hain wrote:

Zany_Sports_Lady wrote:

You forgot:

D. Posts made by Dwight

i already more less said that. pay attention or i'll slap you across the face with a trout.

WOOHOOO!

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