Who Ain't Happy? Mudbug Nation!!!!!! Swept!!!!

Great system Buttplugs!!!! You win the governors cup which does not mean Shit. Your system and team peters out in the playoffs when it counts (Ha ha I said peter ).

The only difference this year is that Dickaro was the loser instead of that Homo Kenny Carol.

3 consecutive years choke in the first round of the playoffs.

Hey Mudbug nation?? Is this the year------ NO its not!!!!!! Swept. Two year playoff history mudbugs have only won 1 playoff game in two years. Great system conratulations Muscunt on the governors cup.

Another year where the buttplugs have never won a CHL president cup.

Hey Brassard and Shitty How did those red beards work out for you two tools?

Do you think the team was not ready because Dan was not there to prep them for the Mardi Gras mudslide???

How is that team record now??? Goalie Stats? Good thing they came during the regular season because your goalies sucked ass when it counted.

Roy Wang reported that Chief Buttplug is on suicide watch!!!! thining of moving the team to the SPHL. Plans to meet with Scotty on Monday ans explain that when he said he wanted a cup this season he meant the presidents cup not the governors!!

What are the conspiracy theries this year? Refs, ice, mulligan, texas is too physical, we were not allowed to shoot at an empty net, we had 3 times as many power plays, since Dan left no one was available to wash the teams balls, forbes refused shower with the guys therefore no team chemistry, smitty's stickl handling got in the way, Laredo, Mississippi, Cruikshank???

Who Ain't Happy

1. Buttplug Nation!!!!!!

Sacrifice Video

Just got through watching the "sacrifice" video that was posted on the Buttplug swamp home of the 4th line tools.

I must say in all honesty and joking aside that is some great work. It moved me so much I had to go and take a huge Shit!!!!!!


Awesome year Buttplugs!!!!! Muscunt system does not win championships? Where have a heard that before?

First time emerging from under a rock in 2008 eh?

envy must go a long way...

From Roy Wang's article?

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He's never recruited anything but terrific ambassadors for the community. Ever remember a Mudbug embarrassing the team and its fans in public?

Has he forgotten Muscun't getting pummeled by Laxdal?

Wildfag biting another player?

Captain Assard getting beat down by the goalie from Tulsa?

The buttplug douche bag announcer letting F bombs on the radio?

Chief Buttplug crying after every loss threatening to take his toys and go home if someone does not let the dung bugs win?

OOHHH there is plenty of embarrassing scenarios by the Buttplug Organization.

Swept!!!!!!!!

How bout the Braves of the CHL.......

Re: Who Ain't Happy? Mudbug Nation!!!!!! Swept!!!!

mudbugssuck wrote:

3 consecutive years choke in the first round of the playoffs.

In all fairness....it actually was the 2nd round technically......

The Riverqueens got eliminated in the first round.....

If the Bugs fans are looking for someone to blame, look no further than here:

bugsben wrote:

awe the chl has no flag ship anymore....out of the playoffs and out of the league. im so sad....

Karma is a bitch, huh benny?

Have a great Sunday, folks!

LJR

JR, didn't Austin actually win a game?

That's a great point, jonlarz. I believe Mississippi also won a playoff game against those very same Brahmas. The Bugs won as many playoff games as Corpus Christi, Oklahoma City, Wichita, Tulsa, etc.

If a team can't win one of their playoff games at home, they don't deserve to be in the playoffs. Just my informed opinion.

Word to the wise: Don't ever bet against Texas. Enjoy the balance of the playoffs, folks!

LJR

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Taken from the sewer

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As a new fan of hockey (since March 07), I would like to thank this team for a memorable year. Maybe you players don't read this message board but I am hoping this will somehow get back to you. Just wanted to post a few thoughts about this season that I will never forget. Brett Smith...I've never seen such skating and working the puck along the boards. Amazing to watch! Coop...undressing his share of competitors. Loved yelling for COOOOP!! Captain Brass's amazing slap shots. Tyrel (Sackett) Lucas...with his baby face and gunslinger wrister. Kenny and Johnny...well what can you say about their intensity? Pegs, Ori, Goody, Aikes, &,Zirney...great shooting...great scoring. Soupy winning all those face-offs. The Post game show featuring Coach and Son.

You missed one.........only 1 playoff win in 2 years. Swept in 2008 amd elimimated by Larry Sterling and the Kings in 2007!!!!!! AHHH Priceless!

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These quotes just are too funny to pass up

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When the bugs sweep a team we throw brooms too. I don't see a problem with it. It is just a game and thats what you do. It is just like throwing mudbugs on the ice. They are supporting their team just like they should. I wasnt there so I dont really know what happened, but if they were just throwing brooms whats the problem?

Please....Please....Please remind us all when do the bugs actually sweep a team???????

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Where are all the buttplug fans???

Come on lets talk about the season.

Those great wins, the best fabuously gay goalie duo in the league, those red beards (psst the kings did that about 5 years ago but it worked for them ). Captain Assard, Queef Lightbody, Shitty, Elias Flamerboy, Johnny I. SuckDickaro, Buttchanaan, Mrs. Kenny Carol, Roy Wang, Chief Buttplug, Ryan FagBarn, Dale Loopy.

Muddick34 Where are you? Pull off Kenny for a minute and reply.

Odessa fan and Shreveport fan are on an extended pheasant hunting trip. Youngstown fan is looking for a new league ("A" level). They'll all be back next fall.

hth.

LJR

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I bet Coach Buttplug would love to have those games back during the regular season that he gave to Wildfag and the steers.

Not only do the steers sweep the plugs but now they take their bus and use it as a shitter.

Shitty's Wedding to Quade Details below

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The Booster Club is having a wedding shower for Brett Smith on Sunday, April 13th. at the home of Mary and Howard Cooper. The address is 10008 Willowwick Court, Shreveport. It is by the old Aspen Apartments, where the team lived a couple of years ago. The time is from 2-4 pm. Let's support Brett by giving him a good party. To get there take Bert Koons West into Southern Hills. Turn left on Baird and head west about 3 miles to Chasewood subdivision. Turn left on Chase Way, go over two speed bumps and then turn right on Summersworth. Take first left on Willowwick and it is the fourth house on the right.

Please all CHL fans please come out ans support this civil union. Quade and Smitty have been madly in love since the 2005 -2006 season and they have finally decided to allow us buttplug fans to share in their joy. Now we know why a couple of bunks on the black hole were replaced with a heart shaped mattress it was not just for Scotty and Wildfag. Shitty and Queef make such a cute couple. They have asked for lingerie to be shared on their wedding night maybe a fench made outfit for Shitty and Quade is going to dress up like "claw" beware of the little pinchers smitts.

Please join me in congratulating Shitty and Quade on their committment ceremony and wish them many happy and successful stick handling years without having to worry about penalties.

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Smitty and Quades Shower

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Yes, the date is April 13, not March 13. Brett and Quade are registered at Target. Also, please be aware that the shower is for booster club members only.

Heard Smitty was a little disappointed whe he was told that he did not actually get to take a shower with Quade until after the civil ceremony. The lovely bride and groom have explicitly requested NO SOAP on A ROPE

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mudbugssuck wrote:

These quotes just are too funny to pass up Quote: When the bugs sweep a team we throw brooms too. I don't see a problem with it. It is just a game and thats what you do. It is just like throwing mudbugs on the ice. They are supporting their team just like they should. I wasnt there so I dont really know what happened, but if they were just throwing brooms whats the problem? Please....Please....Please remind us all when do the bugs actually sweep a team???????

98-99 3-0 1st round against Monroe
98-99 4-0 Finals against San Angelo
99-00 3-0 1st round against the Ice Pirates
00-01 4-0 1st round against Austin