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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:22 pm

Pucked Up Fan

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Wichita Eagle, Friday Headlines

Thunder Attendance Sets Alltime Record

WICHITA KANSAS

The Wichita Thunder set a alltime recored for fewest fans at a game here at the KC Thursday night! Seems as all but 27 fans were to busy holding Court and dishing out punishment at GlassRattler.com and forgot there was a game. On a straw poll taken 5 min before gametime GR posters were leaning towards a public lashing of OKC's Fleck. But were somewhat dead locked. The arguments are expected to last well into the night and into tomorrow as the 27 gamers get home to chime in.

On a related note, there seems to be a fewd brewing on the Message Board Domination front! Looks as if someone by the name of Gdogg6 is pitting himself against the King of Hot Nuts for braging rights. Someone will be staying on top of this story.

In other news. Wichita is reporting a shortage of Viagra. Seems to stem from Thunder Fans wanting to keep a hard on till the playoffs. One source said it could be caused by a strang man that wears SCUBA gear into the local drug stors and buys up all the stock for a trip to Cozumel.

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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:24 pm

Cherrypicker

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LMAO!!

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:25 pm

TeamRoper

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It that the same guy that wears a thong underneath his wet suit?

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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:49 pm

gametime

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ehhhhhhh GOOD DAY!

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:58 pm

5forfighting

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Awesome post! I will be one of the 27. For some reason, I thought someone was going to be posting something about the suspension...

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:14 pm

Red-Headed Heckler

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Great Post PUF

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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:21 pm

Pucked Up Fan

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TeamRoper wrote:

It that the same guy that wears a thong underneath his wet suit?

Dude! thats just WRONG!
We could have talked all day and you didnt have to go there!
Now I am stuck with a mental image BURNT into my brain!
Thankx for killing the start of a good beer buzz Buddy!

Loose skin, old balls, smell of Blue Star ointment and butt cheese on a string! Hurl

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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:22 pm

BorderPatrol
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Pucked Up Fan wrote:

Loose skin, old balls, smell of Blue Star ointment and butt cheese on a string! Hurl

You dirty, sick bastard...

bp

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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:23 pm

aus78

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That is a great post. Nicely done

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:44 pm

jonlarz
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Quote:

Loose skin, old balls, smell of Blue Star ointment and butt cheese on a string!

If it walks like Fyrfytr, talks like Fyrfytr and smells like Fyrfytr, it must be Fyrfytr.

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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:03 pm

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Great post. LMAO

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:46 pm

Pucked Up Fan

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Looks as if I was wrong, 6K+ of you diehards showed up!

Did anyone bring back a pound of flesh? ....I wanna see it

Good win Thunder!

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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:58 am

Goldie28

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Pucked Up Fan wrote:

Looks as if I was wrong, 6K+ of you diehards showed up!

Did anyone bring back a pound of flesh? ....I wanna see it

Good win Thunder!

No, I think we are waiting until March 18 for that one!!! You may just get more than a pound though!!

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