[Work place safety tips

To the wise among Glassrattler.com:

Workers are getting injured, sick, and are dying in EVERY office, EVERY day. You cannot avoid it. Unless you do the following.

1. Do not fall. Falls (e.g. down stairs, out doors, windows, etc.) are dangerous and lead to fractures, sprains, contusions and death.

2. Do not burn yourself. Overheating your tea is a good way to burn yourself. Do you want that? In order to assure that your skin is not harmed, tea should not be heated to more than 98.6 degrees.

3. Stay in your seat. By staying in your seat, you are less likely to encounter any of these hazards. Wait until you have 3 tasks to do, and then get up.

One of my officemates thinks I'm “being ridiculous” and “should seek counseling.” Well, fine, Jim. Do not follow these safety rules. Good luck getting through the month of February which is by far the most deadly 28 days of the year.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Don't let anybody tape you up in a box. LOL

I can relate to the falls. I once fell on a big beasty woman, I bounced and sprang my dick.

I bet that hurt. LOL

BBW wrote:

I can relate to the falls. I once fell on a big beasty woman, I bounced and sprang my dick.

........ did it get stuck in the pudding, or something?

BBW wrote:

I can relate to the falls. I once fell on a big beasty woman, I bounced and sprang my dick.

you should of had me on and you would have been "protected".

Nah I got up, dusted off the dried up monkey spunk and got busy.

I keep you moist and secure.

The only time I need a condom is when that snatch is covered with puss pockets. But if ya need some instant lube reach down and pop a couple and away ya go.

what kind of condoms do you use? What colors? do you like glow in the dark? Condoms that have a taste?

or speed bumps. Gotta cover up from them speed bumps.

I do what makes you feel best and protected.

Shit you come rollen up in the wolf den you better have a wet suit.

Condom is like a wet suit.

Yeah but some of these little fellows, I dont think they make training rubbers?

Just remember I come in all varieties.

Well where the hell was you when me and Mary Jane rotten crotch was bumping uglies? Hell I ended up spit up green pecker puke for a month.

Don't be cheap and come to any store and find your preference. Trojan is the best.

TulsaChick wrote:

Don't let anybody tape you up in a box. LOL

Would you like to form an alliance?
Seems some glassrattlers don't want me here.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight, you seem like a real man. Do you use condoms?